Biting the inside of your cheek, causing it to bleed

 

Choking on your own spit as if you suddenly forgot how to fucking swallow

 

Hitting the corner of the wall on my small toe! Like it’s not the 10 000 time I pass that door frame

 

Waking up half an hour before I have to. It’s not enough time to fall back to sleep, so I just lie here, sad I’m up too early lol.

 

Thinking it only asphalt while instead it’s black ice and slipping on it

 

When the executive team make a zillion reductions to the reasonable budget you prepared, so you work your butt off to get their changes in, then after everything has supposedly been finalized, they start calling your cell phone to ask you why specific line items are lower than last year. Just makes me want to kick someone in the ass!

Wait... I think I changed my mind. This goes under things that piss me off.

 

It's irritating dealing with all the layered Cybersecurity I have to work through (I work for a Managed IT services company), and every fucking thing I need to do has MFA (MultiFactor Authentication) or 2FA (Two fFactor Authentication) in my way - where I have to go to my phone to get a code and punch it in.

Like, if I'm already in Teams and communicating with coworkers, I still have to do this fucking authentication bullshit when I want to open a marketing spreadsheet.

But yeah... I feel so safe...

 

When you stare into the sun and you can feel your retinas burning and start to smell like bacon... mmmmmmmm bacon

 

Lol, when people don’t use the hard return between their typed message and the pic they post.

(can’t help myself I’m a designer and feel the need to keep things in order)

Wondering if anyone know what I mean. Lol.

 

Nothing can annoy me today.

 

There is a sugar outage in my city for some unknown reason. I’ve looked at 3 different large grocery stores and none have any. That’s so weird.

 

Everyone making holiday candies and snacks and gobbled up all the sugar

 

PSSSTT .................. Cherry .............
Shooter knows a guy ...................
Bring $50 and meet us in the alley behind the cinema at 11 PM.
Come alone. No weapons. No cell phone. We'll be watching so don't try anything.

 

Being cold all day

 

People who rely solely on inductive logic - especially in an argument.

 

People who never invite guests over and never bring anything when they visit someone else’s home, and then complain about stupid things like "their stuffing wasn’t like my mom’s" or "they didn’t serve my favorite dessert". Well then bring it yourself, dumbass!

 

When you have dry lips and the only thing you find is the chapstick that should have been tossed like 10 applications ago so the stick is well below the lip of the thingy and you scrape it on your lips anyways hoping you get more moisture on them than scraping three layers off with the plastic applicator.

The end.

 

Unflipped selfies. Someone posts a selfie and if they're wearing a shirt with a graphic or if there's a graphic behind them, it's reversed.
Instead of looking at the person in the photo, I'm trying to figure out what it says on their shirt.
Oh, and put your fucking tongue back in your mouth and stop making fish lips.